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No Soliciting Funny Garden Flag - Don't Make Me Unleash The Giant Monster - Vintage Monster Garden Banner
No Soliciting Funny Garden Flag - Don't Make Me Unleash The Giant Monster - Vintage Monster Garden Banner
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Tell Solicitors to Beat It - With a Monster-Sized Warning!
Add instant personality and a little attitude to your porch with this hilarious garden banner.
Featuring a giant roaring lizard-monster breathing fire as tiny visitors flee, illustrated in a charming vintage storybook style. The soft parchment background, delicate floral border, and stitched-frame look give it cozy, antique cottage appeal - with a monstrously funny twist.
Printed on durable poly poplin-canvas with crisp, vibrant color on BOTH sides, so it looks great coming and going. Just slide it onto any standard garden flagpole or stand.
Perfect for housewarmings, funny gifts, Halloween decor, or just for daily defense against solicitors.
3. PRODUCT FEATURES
• 100% Poly Poplin-Canvas - Lightweight, weather-resistant and durable
• Double-Sided Print - Vibrant high-definition design on both sides (image mirrored on reverse) with black inner lining for no see-through
• Standard Sleeve Top - Fits any standard garden yard stand (pole not included)
• 12" x 18"
• Easy Care: Simply wipe clean with a soft, damp cloth
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean by wiping with a soft, damp cloth.
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