Funny No Soliciting Sign - Your Presence Offends The Cat - Retro Cat House Banner for Cat Moms

Your Doorbell Offends The Cat. This Banner Makes It Clear.

Tired of solicitors ignoring your vibe? Let your cat do the talking.

This Funny No Soliciting Garden Banner features a retro-style orange tabby with judgy green eyes sitting under a rainbow and stars, with bold text that reads: “NO SOLICITING - YOUR PRESENCE OFFENDS THE CAT.”

It's the perfect porch warning for cat moms, introverts, and anyone whose cat runs this house. Vivid double-sided print, vintage charm, and just enough attitude to keep unwanted visitors off your lawn.

Hang it on your garden pole, porch stand, or entryway and let the neighbors know exactly where you stand.

Perfect gift for cat moms, crazy cat ladies, new homeowners, and funny housewarming gifts.

PRODUCT DETAILS:

•  Fabric: 100% Poly Poplin-Canvas - lightweight, durable drape with fine warp / thick weft texture

•  Print: Vibrant full-color, double-sided printing (design visible from both sides, flipped on long edge)

•  Hanging: Top sleeve fits standard garden flag poles and house banner stands - slides on easy

•  Size: 12" x 18"

•  Durability: Fade-resistant and weather-resistant for outdoor use

•  Pole NOT included

CARE: Wipe clean with a soft, damp cloth. Do not machine wash.