{"product_id":"funny-kaiju-santa-tree-skirt","title":"Giant Monster Santa Christmas Tree Skirt - Funny Kaiju Holiday Decor","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBring City-Stomping Cheer to Your Christmas Tree!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSanta just got a MONSTER upgrade! This hilarious Christmas Tree Skirt features a giant, city-destroying monster dressed as Santa Claus, stomping through a snow-covered holiday town. It's the perfect mix of creepy, cute, and funny for monster movie fans.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade from ultra-soft plush fleece with a warm cream base, this skirt adds a cozy, high-end feel while being the funniest thing under your tree. Perfect for holiday parties, gift exchanges, and anyone who wants a Christmas that's not so... silent.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYour presents have never had such an epic guardian.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e3. Product Features (Optimized)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e•\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHilariously Festive Design:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Giant monster Santa stomping through a Christmas village - great conversation starter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e•\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSoft \u0026amp; Plush Fleece:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 100% Polyester fleece - super soft, retains shape, and hides pine needles\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e•\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect Size:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Standard 48-inch diameter fits most trees (fits 6-7.5ft trees)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e•\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePremium Finish:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Hemmed edges for durability, one-sided print with cream reverse\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e•\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEasy Care:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Spot clean only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e•\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor Monster Movie Fans:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Perfect gift for sci-fi lovers, B-movie fans, and anyone with a sense of humor\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Spot clean only\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dork Mafia","offers":[{"title":"One size","offer_id":51224609554724,"sku":"21904903165952480008","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0919\/8285\/6484\/files\/5666252286630569896_2048.jpg?v=1761509763","url":"https:\/\/dorkmafia.shop\/products\/funny-kaiju-santa-tree-skirt","provider":"Dork Mafia","version":"1.0","type":"link"}